Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with emails for viagra. How am I supposed to stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is read more relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, way too much is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your lame junk mail for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
Shut Down This Junk You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Get lost
- This is useless to me
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
You think you're so smart, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Stupid Messages
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or go outside already.